so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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