So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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