I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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