They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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