I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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