I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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