okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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