Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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