i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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