You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize