She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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