I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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