Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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