I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
please don't ironically join a cult
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