what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
