What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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