winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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