You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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