so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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