does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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