I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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