is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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