I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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