If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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