Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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