Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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