you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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