Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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