real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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