none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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