i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
cat food counts as protein by the way
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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