3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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