You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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