So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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