sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I want to have your abortion
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
We need to get me chipped asap
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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