k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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