Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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