scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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