I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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