Small penises have feelings too.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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