Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Randomize
