we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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