I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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