come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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