how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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