So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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