i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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