whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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