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May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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