i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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