He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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