im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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