Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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