everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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