Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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