let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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