dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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