6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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